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CIKOPEK!!!!
Friday, March 09, 2007
01:50
ok, today, i got something to share.
very important.
MUST share with all my readers & friends.
especially girls.
BEWARE!
Baby wanted to fetch me after tuition today.
so he asked me to wait at the side exit of Kembangan Plaza.
the exit has a staircase leading to a small road called Jalan Masjid.
so, since i was feeling very tired, i sat down at the stairs.
thing is, i was wearing a skirt (as always).
i reminded myself to sit properly so as to avoid unwanted stares from passer-bys at the wrong place.
thus, i sat daintily (not the usual me), with my legs shut tight.
then, there's this apek who suddenly appeared from my left.
he went to the bottom of the stairs and for no reason at all, kicked a bottle.
he kicked and kicked (and kicked!) the bottle till it landed somewhat in front of me, at the bottom of the stairs.
i then realised that he wanted to be funny.
so, i stared at him.
he bent down to pick up the bottle.
instead of looking at the freaking bottle, he looked up to where my underwear was supposed to show!
FUCK!!!!
i was so darn lucky i reminded myself to sit properly.
even when i straightened my legs, he continued 'gazing' at my 'underwear'.
cibai!!!!!
after which, he just threw the damn bottle at the side and walked away.
WTF!!!!
im so fucking angry sak!!!!
i immediately screamed "CIKOPEK!!!!"
and, luckier for me, Baby arrived just after i screamed.
so, i ran to his van and complained to him about what had just happened.
"Baby, i nak u bantai dia cukup-cukup!"
which translates to: Baby, I want you to beat him up!
and off we went chasing after the freaking psychotic cikopek.
we narrowed him at a shop.
once we got near him, Baby said, "Uncle, what did you do to her?"
and you know what the freaking psychotic cikopek said?
"No, I never do anything to her! I just picked up a bottle, that's all!"
WAH PIANG EH!!!!!
that makes me fucking mad siak!!!!
so i told the psychotic cikopek, "Apek, u don't try to be funny with me, ok! U dunno who the hell u are messing with, ok!"
and he kept repeating the same sentence over and over again.
thus, i started to get even more mad.
"Apek, u want me to drag u to the police station now, is it? If i go make a police report now, u will land in jail and they will cane u, ok! U want me to go police now or not? U dun try to be funny with me, ok!!!!!"
i swear i almost wanted to pull him to one side and kick his cikopek dick, i tell u!
but he maintained that he didnt do anything.
so i finally said, "Ok, i go police station now. Over there, the police will know how to deal will cikopeks like you, who got nothing better to do than to stare at girls' underwear!"
i guess he got scared that he immediately said sorry and quickly hid in the shop.
so i warned him, "If i ever see your face, ever again, i swear i'm going to call my gang and all of us will beat you up, CIKOPEK!!!!"
fucker sak!!!
so, be warned you girls out there.
if anyone tries to be funny with you, don't be afraid.
what these cikopeks dun realise is, in Singapore, they tend to protect girls more than guys.
girls have *ahem* more power than guys in this sense.
they should be afraid, NOT US!
:)
hah!
and aku pun, eksyen terror!
step mana nye gang je!
hahahha!!!!
btw, do you think i should call The New Paper?
hahaha!!!!
so.....
moral of the story?
beware, girls.
dun let these cikopeks bully you, ok?
and, no.
no cikopeks or cikopeks' dick were harmed during the making of this scene.
though i was very very close to harming one.
;)
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